Thursday, August 19, 2010

For Lauren...

According to Wikipedia, Physics (φύσις, or the Greek for "nature") is a natural science  (*which validates this as being totes normal!) that involves the study of matter[1] (*stilettos) and its motion (*flying through the air) through space-time (*my bedroom in the morning approximately 7 minutes before class) as well as all applicable concepts, such as energy (*high speed, natch) and force .[2] (*great, obvi, for two reasons: A--p90x and Deuce--class starts in 7 minutes). More broadly, it is the general analysis of nature, (*like, men and flowers and pearl-producing oysters) conducted in order to understand how the universe (*like, Miss Universe?) behaves (*naturally depraved, of course, for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God).

*indicates Bekah's editing.

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